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To the typical Fratpad member, the image to the left is an all too common occurrence. Sitting at your computer, cock in hand, ready to shout for the on-camera personality to show you their hole when... suddenly, he disappears.

The new movement, known as the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Outbreak of 2008, has instead of turning members off actually has caused a new fetish in many of their lives.

"Whenever I watch Max's shifts he's always off shitting," Husky said. "It's partially the reason I come."

Fratmen Max, the worst offender, often disappears off screen. According to one study, Fratmen Max has spent a total of 22 hours of on camera time in the bathroom since his arrival in August. Even more astonishing, researchers found, is that he actually only takes two minutes to poop. Answers are out on whether he wipes.

"Yeah.. basically, like, Max poops a lot," Phoinixblue said. "I'm pretty too."

With Irritable Bowel Syndrome tearing through the house, many members are left wondering what to do in their sex life. The question lingers... why do I spend so much of my time online talking about crap? For many members, the verdict is still out.