so thanksgiving has passed, and i'm wearing a shirt with grisly yellow stains on its armpits. it's a cool shirt really. it's cute on me. it's not the shirt's fault. it's my fault. as a matter of fact, it's my armpits' fault. i need new armpits. irregardless (yes irregardless is a word), you know who else is cute? maxxxxx. aaaw.
it's kinda sad. maxxx doesn't even know this site exists. why do i know this? because, therefore, since, inasmuch as:
pblue: maxxxx, you're site sucks! (insert sad face emoticon here)
maxxxx: blue, what are you talking about? (insert confused face here)
hence.
i do know that this is a nonsense post, but this will soon make sense. trust me. i know these things. god made me know these things.
it's fratpad friday. they're doing this thing where they're blindfolded and hafta guess which is who. i'd explain it to you further, but i'd rather say it over the phone, but i don't have your number sooo... tho you prolly already know 'coz you're on the site watching it while i type this. i'm no psychic, but i know these things (refer to the above paragraph). see?
oh i can draw. i'll prolly post some drawings here too. so watch out for tons of talents. jonny has talents too (refer to old posts with the drawings). see?
p.s. irregardless is not a word. it's from "mean girls". you should watch it, if you haven't. lindsay was hot. pre cocaine. see?
oh and yes, monkey's do masturbate. true story. OH and so does dolphins!!! cool eh?
6 comments:
FIRST!!! :P
Second! hehe!
Maximus that pic looks really scurry! damn pHOinix u couldn't find a more looney tunes pic than that?? LOL!
Phoblu that Max pic encapsulates your entire post lol it totally made me pull that face when I was reading it lol!!!
And Max does know about his little site mmmmk he said it looked good lol!!!!
But (applauds) well done Phoblu for an excellent, if not slightly obscure first post!!!!!!!
Continue brother!!!!!
Oh and phoblu the t-shirt thing totally un-sexified you, you're no longer my fave, im moving on to Howdy and pochaco :P
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howdy, that pic is not scary. that pic inspires me to be a better person. i know, one day, it'll inspire me to move mountains.
pajdude, the tshirt thing is not my fault. it's my armpits fault!! i need new armpits!! :-(
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