in every hairy ass bush, there's a special dingleberry....
HOWDY... HAPPY BIRTHDAY :-)
Courtesy of TNbuttman:
It is my review to give Maximus two CROSSES DOWN for letting someone preach during his shift. I felt violated when I was reading the scripture, trying to save his soul, and he continued to masturbate. In addition, he posted a video where Jesus was both a gay and got hit by a bus.
Appalling.
To the average God fearing, spiritual fighter... beware the Maximus.
Have yourself a Very Merry Maxmas,
Let your heart be Light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a Very Merry Maxmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in ohana days,
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself A Very Merry Maxmas now
Let your heart be Light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a Very Merry Maxmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in ohana days,
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself A Very Merry Maxmas now
~ campah :)
The World steps in for the Save the Max Campaign!!!!!
Yes you know it folks its THAT time already, when Host Master John needs to hear how much we all love Max in order to ensure his return to the pad after Christmas. So save a Max today drop John an email informing him of your desire to see Max remain at the pad!!!
So fellow gents, as we fast approach the time that is Christmas Time, start hitting me with your Christmas messages for Max before he departs for home......
P.s. The above picture is a semi-true representation of phoinixblue on his Christmas Night out
people making list, buying special gifts
here's a comic slip to make little annie strip
Tis the season....
:) love campah
So what you waiting for purchase the duo now, before its too late.......
Click the picture above for instant access to the hottest thing since the hottest thing imaginable !!!!!
Well ok, Duo's may not have been going for quite a century and neither has Fratpad, but I'm sure after seeing Max and Taylor's 'secret' tape you'll agree it certainly tops any previous duo's.
For those that haven't yet purchased it, here are some sneak pics to tantalize and tease.....
So for those that haven't heard or noticed, the secrets out, the secret sex tape that is !!!!!!!
Filmed by the guys themselves, this unmissable event is priceless, well in fact its quite reasonable, so treat yourself to an early present. And what better present than seeing Max and Taylor have fun!!!!
Check out the site for more information and how to access the duo!!!!
Pajdude
there's this rumor going on
by phoinixblue
there's this rumor going on...
that i sharted but they're wrong,
my penis is cute, it's just not as long
as maxxx's schlong or his stinky dung
i know this poem is pointless
you're probably thinking it's just excess
don't distress, or i'll tear off my dress
oh by the way, "do you know i play good chess?"
so take this poem because you can
i'm writing it all in 5 minutes span
because i may get caught by my cute man
who's been jealous since time began
he'll fuck me up like that girl joanne
i know i'm a pussy, i have no game plan
maxxx, here's a poem to remind you
that you're as special as the flu
you clog my nose with so much goo
but irregardless, i love you
and... to all of you who thinks this poem stinks,
fuck you all, and i wish your balls shrink...
(bow)
aaw.. wouldn't it be cool if someone sang my poem? like pochaco's poem for taylor? :-)
Max is Maximus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like a castaway on a deserted island MAX often sends us (not so subliminal) messages when he ends his shows. Last nights freeze frame is not so clear. Perhaps he is signaling to us that The Mad Pooper has struck again? Or maybe he's just out of tuna? What cryptic message is MAX sending us? Share your caption in the comments section ;)
As I'm sure many of you are aware the day finally happened when Fratmen Taylor attacked our Max. By strategically placing a Mr Floppy on Max's shoulder whilst Max was eating a tin of his favourite Tuna.
My Max sources around the world caught the evidence:
Join in the escapades in the next installment of Max and Taylor.......................
sooo i've been drawing pictures of maxxxx for the past 9 months. yes, way before he even came to the pad, i've drawn him. yes, way before i've even known him, i've drawn him. yes.... fine! i've only drawn him for the past 9 minutes... :-/
since jonny have numerous lifelike drawings of maxxxx, i had to catch up. without further interruptions , here are my detailed drawings of maxxxx:
yeah, i heart it too...
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