there's this rumor going on
by phoinixblue
there's this rumor going on...
that i sharted but they're wrong,
my penis is cute, it's just not as long
as maxxx's schlong or his stinky dung
i know this poem is pointless
you're probably thinking it's just excess
don't distress, or i'll tear off my dress
oh by the way, "do you know i play good chess?"
so take this poem because you can
i'm writing it all in 5 minutes span
because i may get caught by my cute man
who's been jealous since time began
he'll fuck me up like that girl joanne
i know i'm a pussy, i have no game plan
maxxx, here's a poem to remind you
that you're as special as the flu
you clog my nose with so much goo
but irregardless, i love you
and... to all of you who thinks this poem stinks,
fuck you all, and i wish your balls shrink...
(bow)
aaw.. wouldn't it be cool if someone sang my poem? like pochaco's poem for taylor? :-)
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4 comments:
Aaaww, that's so... nevermind lol.
Phoinix, I've dragged out my Fisher Price "My First Piano" and am busy composing an inspiring musical accompaniment for your beautiful and touching lyrics.
If it sounds suspiciously similar to the love theme from "Gladiator," that'll be our little secret, mmmkay?
Phoblu your poem is....erm....pretty
xx
thank you all for the kind words... *tear*
chachi, i know.. it left you speechless...
hightide, i'm expecting a hit song!! you heard? ;-)
pajdude, *blush*
*fart*
smile...
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